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Latest in U.S. Politics

Iran claims it captured 17 U.S. spies, Trump calls the statement “lies and propaganda”
Trump: I could win Afghan war “in a week” but “I don’t want to kill 10 million people”
White House and Congress come to agreement on budget deal
Here’s why Mike Pence’s New Hampshire trip was canceled
Trump: U.S. and North Korea has had “very positive” correspondence
Warren warns of impending “economic crash”
AOC and Democratic candidates react to “send her back” chants at Trump rally
Schumer calls for FBI to investigate FaceApp
Trump survives House attempt at impeachment
House holds William Barr and Wilbur Ross in criminal contempt of Congress
Rand Paul wants to speak with Iran to cool tensions, Trump approves
Trump defends tweets, says, “I don’t have a racist bone in my body”
Top Democrats: Congress and White house close to reaching a budget deal
Sanders’s campaign says media “find Bernie annoying” and “discount his seriousness”
Quinnipiac: Harris virtually tied with Biden in California
Trump: Long-delayed ICE raids to start “on Sunday”
Trump calls out “terrible bias” and “censorship” from big tech
Trump abandons bid to add citizenship question to census, will seek info from records instead
Bernie Sanders says he supports abolishing the Electoral College
Acosta resigns as Labor Secretary
AOC backtracks after suggesting Pelosi’s criticism of her and fellow progressives is racist
Fed Chair Powell appears willing to lower interest rates, says he won’t resign if Trump asks him to
“One big happy family” – Pelosi gives stern words to progressives in closed door meeting
Democrats reject Sec Acosta’s Epstein account, call for his resignation
Federal authorities ask anyone with info on Epstein’s conduct to step forward
Federal judge blocks Justice Department from switching legal team in census case
Bernie Sanders, AOC call for climate change emergency
Trump blasts Theresa May, says he will “no longer deal with” U.K. ambassador to the U.S.
Bill Clinton releases statement saying he knew “nothing” about Epstein’s “terrible crimes”
“Go in and see!” – Trump tells media to see detention centers for themselves

Latest in U.K. Politics

Boris Johnson wins race for prime minister
Farage says he does not believe Boris Johnson will deliver Brexit by October 31st
Tony Blair refuses to say whether he would vote Labour in general election
YouGov: Conservatives hold thin lead as Boris Johnson is likely to be PM
Boris Johnson says he would not support a war with Iran
U.K. ambassador to U.S. resigns after email leak of him calling Trump admin “inept”, “incompetent”
Labour Party backs remain, calls for second referendum
Nigel Farage: Trump may shred U.S.-U.K. trade deal over ambassador’s comments
YouGov: Labour falls to fourth as other parties rise
Boris Johnson says he will not make election pact with Nigel Farage
Trump blasts Theresa May, says he will “no longer deal with” U.K. ambassador to the U.S.
BoJo sparks anger for saying people living in an English-speaking country should speak English
Tommy Robinson charged with contempt of court over Facebook livestream
Jeremy Corbyn calls for an independent investigation into claims that he is “too frail”
Widdecombe: Farage could become Prime Minister if Boris fails to deliver Brexit

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Natalie Portman will return to the MCU as the new Thor
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Game of Thrones prequel starts filming
OJ Simpson: “I got some getting even to do”
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Infowars ordered to pay $15,000 for copyright infringement of Pepe the Frog
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Latest in Business & Tech

Here’s what Elon Musk wants do to you using Neuralink
IKEA to close furniture factory in US and shift production to Europe
Amazon is now trying to launch 3,236 satellites into space
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Everything you need to know about Facebook’s new cryptocurrency
Insider says Apple will release two iPhones with 5G in 2020
Spotify to help advertisers target podcast listeners
Huawei cancelling laptop launch due to U.S. blacklisting
Uber’s drone delivery service could launch this summer
Wells Fargo ordered to pay at least $386 million to customers
FedEx will no longer do express shipping for Amazon
NASA’s Mars helicopter passes flight test, expected to launch in 2020
SpaceX’s Dragon delivers 5,500 pounds of supplies to ISS, returns to Earth
Here’s a look at Apple’s new $5,999 Mac Pro
NASA selects three companies that will send cargo to the moon

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