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Boris Johnson wins race for prime minister

July 23, 2019

Iran claims it captured 17 U.S. spies, Trump calls the statement “lies and propaganda”

July 23, 2019

Farage says he does not believe Boris Johnson will deliver Brexit by October 31st

July 23, 2019

Tony Blair refuses to say whether he would vote Labour in general election

July 23, 2019

YouGov: Conservatives hold thin lead as Boris Johnson is likely to be PM

July 23, 2019

Trump: I could win Afghan war “in a week” but “I don’t want to kill 10 million people”

July 23, 2019

White House and Congress come to agreement on budget deal

July 22, 2019

Here’s why Mike Pence’s New Hampshire trip was canceled

July 22, 2019

Trump: U.S. and North Korea has had “very positive” correspondence

July 22, 2019

Warren warns of impending “economic crash”

July 22, 2019

AOC and Democratic candidates react to “send her back” chants at Trump rally

July 18, 2019

Schumer calls for FBI to investigate FaceApp

July 18, 2019

Trump survives House attempt at impeachment

July 18, 2019

House holds William Barr and Wilbur Ross in criminal contempt of Congress

July 18, 2019

Rand Paul wants to speak with Iran to cool tensions, Trump approves

July 18, 2019

Trump defends tweets, says, “I don’t have a racist bone in my body”

July 18, 2019

Top Democrats: Congress and White house close to reaching a budget deal

July 17, 2019

Sanders’s campaign says media “find Bernie annoying” and “discount his seriousness”

July 17, 2019

Quinnipiac: Harris virtually tied with Biden in California

July 17, 2019

Boris Johnson says he would not support a war with Iran

July 16, 2019

Trump: Long-delayed ICE raids to start “on Sunday”

July 13, 2019

Trump calls out “terrible bias” and “censorship” from big tech

July 13, 2019

Trump abandons bid to add citizenship question to census, will seek info from records instead

July 13, 2019

Bernie Sanders says he supports abolishing the Electoral College

July 13, 2019

Acosta resigns as Labor Secretary

July 13, 2019

AOC backtracks after suggesting Pelosi’s criticism of her and fellow progressives is racist

July 12, 2019

Fed Chair Powell appears willing to lower interest rates, says he won’t resign if Trump asks him to

July 11, 2019

“One big happy family” – Pelosi gives stern words to progressives in closed door meeting

July 11, 2019

Democrats reject Sec Acosta’s Epstein account, call for his resignation

July 10, 2019

Federal authorities ask anyone with info on Epstein’s conduct to step forward

July 10, 2019

Federal judge blocks Justice Department from switching legal team in census case

July 10, 2019

Labour Party backs remain, calls for second referendum

July 10, 2019

Nigel Farage: Trump may shred U.S.-U.K. trade deal over ambassador’s comments

July 10, 2019

Bernie Sanders, AOC call for climate change emergency

July 9, 2019

YouGov: Labour falls to fourth as other parties rise

July 9, 2019

Boris Johnson says he will not make election pact with Nigel Farage

July 9, 2019

Trump blasts Theresa May, says he will “no longer deal with” U.K. ambassador to the U.S.

July 8, 2019

Bill Clinton releases statement saying he knew “nothing” about Epstein’s “terrible crimes”

July 8, 2019

Amazon is now trying to launch 3,236 satellites into space

July 8, 2019

“Go in and see!” – Trump tells media to see detention centers for themselves

July 8, 2019

Justice Department to replace legal team working on census citizenship question

July 8, 2019

Acting USCIS Director: ICE is ready to deport 1 million undocumented immigrants

July 8, 2019

Biden apologizes for warm comments towards segregationists

July 8, 2019

Trump tells Iran they “better be careful” after the nation breaks part of nuclear deal

July 8, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein arrested for sex trafficking underage girls

July 8, 2019

BoJo sparks anger for saying people living in an English-speaking country should speak English

July 7, 2019

Trump adds intrigue to Pence’s abruptly canceled New Hampshire trip

July 7, 2019

Another AOC-Pelosi feud amid an embattled Democratic Party

July 7, 2019

Kamala Harris proposes giving $100 billion in homeowner’s assistance

July 7, 2019

Trump: Immigration raids will begin “fairly soon”

July 6, 2019

New jobs report is good news for economy and Trump

July 6, 2019

China says the U.S. has briefed them on contents of Trump-Kim DMZ meeting

July 6, 2019

Ocasio-Cortez and Sanders doubleteam Biden as Democratic voters watch

July 5, 2019

“A Salute to America” – Trump delivers 4th of July speech with military spectacle

July 5, 2019

Biden schlonged by Buttigieg’s massive fundraising

July 3, 2019

Justice Department to pursue census citizenship question under Trump’s orders

July 3, 2019

Iran says it will breach nuclear deal, Trump says the nation’s threats “can come back to bite you”

July 3, 2019

Trump: More deportations after Fourth of July

July 2, 2019

Lawmakers call for Department of Homeland Security to accept soap, diaper donations

July 2, 2019

Trump signs $4.6 billion emergency border bill

July 2, 2019

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: migrants at holding facilities are “drinking out of toilets”

July 1, 2019

Trump issues warning to Iran, says, “We have to have peace”

July 1, 2019

Trump: restarted trade talks with China “already underway”

July 1, 2019

Trump and Kim meet at DMZ, say they will restart nuclear talks

June 30, 2019

Boris Johnson: Conservative and Labour Parties will face “extinction” if Brexit isn’t delivered

June 30, 2019

Morning Consult Poll: Kamala Harris hits double digit support

June 30, 2019

George Soros and other billionaires ask presidential candidates to tax them more

June 29, 2019

Trade war truce: U.S. and China agree to restart negotiations

June 29, 2019

Top fundraiser leaves Biden, warns others may do the same

June 28, 2019

Amid trade war, U.S. and China quietly propose budget cuts to U.N.

June 28, 2019

Trump and other Republicans slam Democratic debate

June 28, 2019

Every Democratic candidate in Thursday’s debate said they would give health care to undocumented immigrants

June 27, 2019

Bernie Sanders reveals plan to cancel all $1.6 trillion of student loan debt by taxing Wall Street

June 27, 2019

Iran: New U.S. sanctions on Tehran signal “permanent” end to diplomacy

June 27, 2019

State Department finds 23 violations and “multiple security incidents” involving Hillary Clinton emails

June 25, 2019

U.S. reportedly conducted a cyberattack targeting Iranian missile control systems

June 22, 2019

Trump: Democrats’ impeachment push would help him get re-elected

June 22, 2019

Trump: Iran will be faced with “obliteration” if they were to go to war with the U.S.

June 22, 2019

Campaign manager Brad Parscale says Trump could flip 3 states Clinton won

June 22, 2019

Donald Tusk: UK seeking to change Brexit deal instead of building consensus is “wasted time”

June 22, 2019

Trump stops planned U.S. strike on Iran, says it was “not proportionate” of a response

June 21, 2019

Mexico passes the USMCA, urges U.S. and Canada to do the same

June 21, 2019

Iran shoots down U.S. surveillance drone, both countries accuse each other of being at fault

June 21, 2019

Nigel Farage willing to make election pact with Boris Johnson to ensure no-deal Brexit

June 19, 2019

U.S. Official: Trump is privately skeptical on military action against Iran

June 19, 2019

China: U.S. going to war with Iran is “the last thing we want to see”

June 19, 2019

Sanders blames Trump for “racist child prisons”

June 15, 2019